5 ongeschikte clownsnamen

• Clowntje Klammo
• Clowntje Bloedbaard
• Clowntje Slappie en Stijffie de Hond 
• Clowntje Bieflap
• Clowntje Fungus
  

5 wishy-washy things I sometimes think about writing that show, if anything, that I don't write enough

1. How writing makes the hand move down the quiet page almost as if soothing it.
2. How its motion (across & down... across & down...) is like suturing a shrapnel wound.
3. How it is not unlike bottle feeding an abandoned marsupial.
4. How (like the summer's heat) it makes resin bleed from the fence posts.
5. How it is the opposite of painting, where things start as fluids but end dried up and in shapes.

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5 mysterieuze aandoeningen

1. De Bronzen Sjeik
2. St. Antonius' Metafoor
3. Malse Stavast
4. Purpermantel
5. Het Kleine Teken van Feuchtbart en Achsel

Five cases where 'crunchy' is not a good thing

1. pants
2. deodorant
3. friendship
4. earlobes
5. the boundless realm of Poseidon, the Earth Shaker.

5 gedachten op zaterdagmiddag

1. Dit leven is in alle zinnen van het woord een gegeven. Dank je. En alsjeblieft.
2. Vogels. Tof.
3. Denken dat dit geen Dharma-beoefening is, is bijna altijd een excuus om lui te zijn.
4. Net als denken dat ik fouten maak, trouwens. Constateer, corrigeer, continue.
5. Hop.

5 onwaarschijnlijke snackbarnamen

1. De Stekker
2. IMG_00526.jpeg
3. Ignaz Philipp Semmelweis
4. De Baetylus
5. Comic Sans

5 political paradigms I would like you to consider

 
1. Hippocracy: government by horses
2. Cryptocracy: government from church basements
3. Mictocracy: government by those with the strongest and/or steadiest flow of urine
4. Nefrocracy: as above, but measured electronically at the kidneys
5. Democracy: government on a 30 day trial basis, after which you can buy a home or commercial license at our website. Student discounts may apply.